game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
me: okay im ready to save the world
game npc: please hurry hero!!
me: actually hold on
me: [changes outfit]
me: i fucking hate you i just wanna slam dunk you into the garbage can you belong in
my friend: wow i didnt know you hated that character so much
me: oh no shes my favorite